i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
