Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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