your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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