Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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