Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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