Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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