Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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