She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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