That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
