Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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