ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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