Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
