no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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