i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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