The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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