Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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