What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
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