I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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