Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I stole a fireplace last night.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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