That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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