Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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