i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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