4 words: hood of his car
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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