chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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