Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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