loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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