she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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