Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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