He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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