i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
