i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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