just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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