i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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