she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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