Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
