I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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