cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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