: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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