there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Your penis caused this!
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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