Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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