We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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