I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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