Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She is in my trunk
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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