I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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