we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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