Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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