I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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