Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
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