On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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