WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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