I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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