Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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